Dear cigarettes (my former lover),
It has been 12 days since we last saw each other… and while I enjoyed many of the times we spent together the past 12 or so years - IT IS OVER! I regret to inform you that it’s not ME that’s the problem, it’s YOU! It ALWAYS was you. You have caused me to stay up nights coughing and hacking for the last time. So please don’t call me for just “one more night out” or a “quick fling at lunch”. I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR STINKIN FACE AGAIN, YOU HEARTLESS MOTHER FUCKER!
Sincerly,
Wurm (your former friend)
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